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robotlyra:
“ happygoldfish:
“ tastefullyoffensive:
“ #Art (via timurse)
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Adding a picture of the building so you can see how high that star is off the ground. How the hell did the artist even do this.
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“Is this the People’s Republic?”
“NO, THIS IS...

robotlyra:

happygoldfish:

tastefullyoffensive:

#Art (via timurse)

Adding a picture of the building so you can see how high that star is off the ground. How the hell did the artist even do this.

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“Is this the People’s Republic?”
“NO, THIS IS PATRICK”

bepeu:

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

bakwaaas:

You gotta understand that some people never really grow. They never learn their lesson. They never recognise their mistakes, they never acknowledge their faults, they never admit they were in the wrong. You will never receive an apology from them, and you will never see their behaviour change.

connor-bb:

saysomthngnicx:

queenc-x:

Ocean’s Eight is like “heterosexuality? I don’t know her”

OK BUT WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT SANDRA BULLOCK CAN SPEAK A FEW WORDS GERMAN? No one takes a not at this and it drives me mad BC shsisbsj

Well, the thing is, Sandra Bullock is as German as it gets. She’s got German citizenship, because her mom was German. Actually, there’s a homage to her mother Helga in Ocean’s 8 when Debbie’s standing in front of Danny’s grave. You can see one tomb saying “Helga Meyer” The only thing that doesn’t fit is the birth date, but I think the day of her death is accurate. In Germany, children born to foreign parents were not allowed to hold two passports and were forced to choose one nationality over another between the ages of 18 and 23. That’s why Sandy had to reapply for a German passport, which she did in 2009 when law’s changed. Sandra doesn’t only speak a few words. Her German is fluent. She did a whole speech in German. She barely has an American accent. In fact, when she talks, she sounds exactly like someone raised in Southern Germany, as she speaks a Franconian dialect. It’s the purest thing ever, and I guess most people don’t talk about it, because they know all this.

(Source: QueenC-x)

duckcity:

dozierosieposie:

loubuggins:

YOU’RE FREAKING WELCOME TEEN TITANS FANDOM

ARE U JOKING

YEAAAAAASSSSSSSS OH MY GO O O O O ODDDDDDD

quietlyglittering:

yidquotes:

nerdyqueerandjewish:

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All Star translated into Aramaic translated back to English

Translated back is WAY better than the actual song.

This is biblical

the-problematic-blender:

darkvioletcloud:

han-j1:

darkvioletcloud:

im going through my skyrim screenshot folder

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Who names their character Susan

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

As you do

nikkoliferous:

martymartinloki:

maneth985:

sixpenceee:

Boo!

BHAHAHA THE JUMP!

“Oh what a scary predator!  You really scared Mama!  Good job!”

I can’t stop laughing at this

(Source: sixpenceee)

v0ciferation:

godisablckwoman:

Keira Knightley when she’s offered projects that take place in modern day society

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gaslightgallows:

questions-within-questions:

baileywilson013:

Maybe misusing the name of God isn’t so much about saying the shallow words, “Oh my God,” as it is about using the name of God to justify discrimination, oppression, injustice, racism, slavery, xenophobia, poverty, sexism, islamophobia, ableism, homophobia, war, & the list can go on. 

Amen

When I was a wee little Gaslight attending Catholic Sunday schools, and then later in college when I was taking a Bible as Literature class, both my stolid neighborhood deacon and my dapper Protestant professor said almost the exact same thing:

“Taking the Lord’s name in vain isn’t when someone says ‘God damn it.’ It’s when a mortal, fallible human being presumes to put words in God’s mouth and say ‘This is what God wants you to do.’“

bohoindie:

date the person who says, “have fun, be safe, and call if you need anything” not the person who gets mad at you for going out w/o them

(Source: hipstered)